You know how it is, you’re wandering through the park, & it’s a glorious day, then all of a sudden you’re hit by a meteor from outer space / bitten by a radioactive animal / forced to make a deal with the devil* because your immediate family have all come down with swine flu. Then the next thing you know, you’ve been blessed with a superpower. Not just any superpower mind you, but one that allows you to excrete lemon curd from underneath your toenails.

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